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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

(Source: soija)

tieltavern:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

THIS PROVES IT, BIRDS ARE NOT REAL

peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

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officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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thorinbaggins:

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF FANGIRL MARK

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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

follow-the-music:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

yes

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

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rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

We don’t talk about old zealand 

(Source: microsoftsaint)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

follow the person this was reblogged from

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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