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destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish)

(Source: tsarcasm)

crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

(Source: iraffiruse)

findingquentin:

there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close

neopuff:

this will never not make me laugh

(Source: ultrafacts)

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

(Source: youtube.com)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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auntiefinlovesyou:

calliedope:

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 if yoyu see this post on the first page of your dashboardf you have been visited by the blue elf of prosperity… reblog in ten seconds or your fingers will fall off one by one…

im not taking any risks

(Source: mareepe)

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

(Source: tyleroakley)

ruinedchildhood:


STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

ruinedchildhood:

STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

(Source: tvgifable)

trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

(Source: the-narddog)